There was a deviant named Sally Sue,
Who joined dA without a clue.
She saw the link at the very top,
And thought, "To the forums I will stop!"
"Can you help me find a club?"
"Maybe buy me a three month sub?"
"Can you identify this art?"
"Help! I need an idea to start!"
Much to Sally Sue's dismay,
She was brushed off and sent on her way.
She failed to search Google,
Or to even ask Jeeves,
So now Sally Sue will be taking her leave.
Your personal army we are not,
So stop being lazy or you'll get shot.

Devious Comments
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I do it for the lulz.
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"...stick to blowing up things that people don't care about. Like abandoned cars and orphanages." - `Navagon
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"...stick to blowing up things that people don't care about. Like abandoned cars and orphanages." - `Navagon
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/fa/
looky thar, my sister just got home... at 4:11 AM o_o
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Why the FUCK are your eyes so red???
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I can't give you a sure-fire formula for success, but I can give you a formula for failure: try to please everybody all the time.
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Click to protest FairExposure | Help! I'm being repressed! | You're too stupid to be an atheist
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Take to the Skies!
free sushi
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Sarcasm, eeeeehhh? I think I've heard of that before...
Kick depression in the teeth! Hot damn!
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Avatar is from Riza-Cifra. n_n
I'm Katara/Aang in the deviantART Couples Crew!
Sheesh.
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"Isha! Outta that tree this moment and let me give you a good whappin'!"
"Why should I come down? I'm not getting a reward for it!"
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FAQ #366: How do I get a free subscription?
~MoonstruckStock is my stock account ;)
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Faith in humanity points left: -9001
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Past Avatars
Effai poulaki, dipshit.
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Step back!!!!
But it does appear that you have identified yourself! Good!
Now go search for the pain series or smegma or something.
i got to direct YOU tho that -> [link]
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Step back!!!!
Let me refer you to
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